Several tribes have started language immersion schools with their new-found wealth. As the golf carts showed (and other enterprises around the country show better), casino profits have helped fund a dramatic renaissance in Indian culture and language. There are all sorts of unintended effects of Indian gaming. We were told right-I had the best steak of my life. We were told we’d never taste anything like the steaks we ordered. We were told that the cattle eat organic feed and are kept on the lot for twice the time most prime cattle are. We were told that they raise their own cattle. Feeling like a million bucks, or, rather-given the price tag on the Burberry jacket I bought-feeling like $931 ( the amount left from my bad beat jackpot), my wife and I went for dinner at the Great Oak Steakhouse, one of the nine restaurants inside the casino. I showered and got dressed in the new clothes I’d bought at the high-end outlet mall near Morongo. Despite the loss of my masculinity, the massage and scrub were great. My masculinity had already taken a hit at the golf course, and now the rest of it was sloughed off with my dead skin and dropped on the floor of the massage room. I don’t know what was Hawaiian about it, except that the salt scrub and the massage cream contained lime and coconut. I asked for the Ultimate Hawaiian Recovery.
